streaming companies will say um we’re increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that’s 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they’ll make her “happier than a faggot in boytown”. insane thing to say
Actually I’ve already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from “milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases” to “actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity” and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!
ted lasso is actually a fucking fever dream of a show because like. ted mentions the legend of the red string of fate and soulmates. he uses this to get the team to tie their dicks together during a practice using red string. it goes horribly. nate asks a girl out and has a nice and normal time. keeley’s girlfriend is too nice to her and nobody knows what to make of it. trent came out of nowhere practically manic and foaming at the mouth with pro-richmond enthusiasm at the end of the episode for… reasons unknown??? sam’s restaurant gets trashed because he tweets at a white woman politician, which breaks his spirit temporarily and makes you want to cry uncontrollably. the gang comes to his side to help him and we learn bumbercatch is an neon sign afficionado. oh also will the kit man is cosplaying as coach beard and roy is allergic to metal whistles. this show just gives you fucking whiplash from the switches between serious and sweet and funny and it’s absolutely unhinged.
Its very funny to me that if kyle ever hires a GM down the road, he has to fire himself as the GM, give a press conference on how good of a GM he was and how they're just going in different directions and that he wishes himself the best in his next role as just president of hockey operations of the pittsburgh penguins
